Johnny Short is the ultimate twink. He's flamboyant and flashy and if others don't like it, they can talk to the hand. Johnny also has an abnormal obsession with unicorns. While the world knows unicorns exist, no one knows them as well as Johnny does. He's collected everything unicorn related since he was a child and knows all there is to know about the formerly private species. He even gets his kicks jacking off to unicorn porn in the privacy of his own home. His favorite unicorn of all is a porn star named Ubie. Ah, Ubie. The most dreamy unicorn of all! In the middle of having a bit of one-on-one time with his hand while watching one of Ubie's movies, a bit of magic happens and Johnny finally gets to meet the man - um, unicorn - of his dreams!